Departures

Gwendolyn Muddlecombe (1921–2009)

They said they were "fine."

wandered into a Terms & Conditions and did not return

34 mourners have signed the guestbook

Bartholomew Fenwickle (1945–2040)

The snooze button finally won.

perished attempting to return a shopping cart to the corral

47 mourners have signed the guestbook

Prudence Muddlecombe (1933–1981)

Finally got the last word.

fell into a plot hole while rewatching a beloved sitcom

43 mourners have signed the guestbook

Cornelius Snodgrass (1903–1970)

Left the oven on, and this world.

lost a staring contest with a Roomba, then their soul

33 mourners have signed the guestbook

Alistair Ottersnout (1970–2033)

Left the oven on, and this world.

drowned in a pool of their own unfinished to-do lists

29 mourners have signed the guestbook

Beatrix Higglethorpe (1957–1981)

Never did return that library book.

choked on the last word of a crossword puzzle

33 mourners have signed the guestbook

Ignatius Higglethorpe (1921–2001)

Their browser had 4,000 open tabs. Now it has none.

drowned in a pool of their own unfinished to-do lists

38 mourners have signed the guestbook

Ignatius Wrinklefield (1926–1980)

Left the oven on, and this world.

wandered into a Terms & Conditions and did not return

45 mourners have signed the guestbook