The Goodbye World Gazette

Beatrix Higglethorpe

Never did return that library book.

Born	a suspicious day in 1957, probably
Died	1981, rather abruptly
Cause	choked on the last word of a crossword puzzle
Survived by	A mountain of unread paperback novels

Following a brief but dramatic altercation with fate, Beatrix Higglethorpe, aged 24. They will be remembered for their unshakable confidence in bad decisions. They are survived by three ex-roommates who are, frankly, relieved.

Guestbook — Letters to the Departed

1. Trevor T. writes:

“Gone but never fully explained.”
2. Gary W. writes:

“They would have wanted us to argue about the will. So. Here we are.”
3. Doreen F. writes:

“A legend. A menace. Occasionally both at once.”
4. Wayne M. writes:

“Thoughts and prayers, and also please return my lawnmower.”
5. Sharon S. writes:

“Gone but never fully explained.”
6. Norris T. writes:

“They promised the group chat a reunion. Guess we're having one now.”
7. Nadia A. writes:

“They'd want us to argue about this at the reception. Say less.”
8. Dot R. writes:

“They were "reply guy" energy incarnate. Miss that.”

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