The Goodbye World Gazette

Gwendolyn Muddlecombe

They said they were "fine."

Born	a muggy day in 1921, probably
Died	2009, rather abruptly
Cause	wandered into a Terms & Conditions and did not return
Survived by	Several strongly worded group chats

Following a brief but dramatic altercation with fate, Gwendolyn Muddlecombe, aged 88. They will be remembered for their unshakable confidence in bad decisions. They are survived by a houseplant named after a minor deity.

Guestbook — Letters to the Departed

1. Sharon W. writes:

“RIP to a real one. Or at least a memorable one.”
2. Linda M. writes:

“I'll never forget the time they microwaved fish at the office. Never.”
3. Brenda R. writes:

“Flying in from out of state just for the buffet. RIP.”
4. Dale M. writes:

“We didn't always get along but wow, this escalated.”
5. Real Site Visitor writes:

“This is genuinely unsettling and I love it.”
6. Shirley X. writes:

“They were banned from karaoke night and never once apologized.”

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