The Goodbye World Gazette

Ignatius Wrinklefield

Left the oven on, and this world.

Born	a crisp day in 1926, probably
Died	1980, rather abruptly
Cause	wandered into a Terms & Conditions and did not return
Survived by	Three ex-roommates who are, frankly, relieved

It is with a bewildering mix of sorrow and mild confusion that we announce the passing of Ignatius Wrinklefield, aged 54. They will be remembered for their unshakable confidence in bad decisions. They are survived by a loyal cat who never once respected them.

Guestbook — Letters to the Departed

1. Wayne T. writes:

“They owed me twenty bucks. I guess we're even now.”
2. Trevor S. writes:

“A legend. A menace. Occasionally both at once.”
3. Linda F. writes:

“Signing the guestbook because the group chat asked me to.”
4. Nigel T. writes:

“Flying in from out of state just for the buffet. RIP.”
5. Chad M. writes:

“I'll never forget the time they microwaved fish at the office. Never.”
6. Chad F. writes:

“They said "famous last words" right before saying famous last words.”
7. Opal R. writes:

“They were the group chat's unofficial mayor. Rest easy, sir.”
8. Kevin Y. writes:

“Can't believe they went before paying me back for lunch.”
9. Clyde X. writes:

“They said they'd call me back. Bold claim in retrospect.”

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