The Goodbye World Gazette

Prudence Muddlecombe

Finally got the last word.

Born	a unremarkable day in 1933, probably
Died	1981, rather abruptly
Cause	fell into a plot hole while rewatching a beloved sitcom
Survived by	A houseplant named after a minor deity

In a turn of events nobody saw coming, least of all them, Prudence Muddlecombe, aged 48. Their proudest achievement was a personal record of 14 unread emails, which stood for a decade. They are survived by a loyal cat who never once respected them.

Guestbook — Letters to the Departed

1. Sharon M. writes:

“I'll never forget the time they microwaved fish at the office. Never.”
2. Doreen W. writes:

“Thoughts and prayers, and also please return my lawnmower.”
3. Carol K. writes:

“They owed me twenty bucks. I guess we're even now.”
4. Carol R. writes:

“Thoughts and prayers, and also please return my lawnmower.”
5. Trevor B. writes:

“Flying in from out of state just for the buffet. RIP.”
6. Rusty Z. writes:

“Still can't believe they left before finishing the story. Typical.”
7. Kathy T. writes:

“They said they'd never leave the group chat. Well, technically, they didn't.”
8. Helen D. writes:

“I still owe them for that bet. Consider it a wash.”

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