Prudence Fenwickle
They said they were "fine."
| Born | a crisp day in 1962, probably |
|---|---|
| Died | 1996, rather abruptly |
| Cause | died of embarrassment after a reply-all incident |
| Survived by | A houseplant named after a minor deity |
Following a brief but dramatic altercation with fate, Prudence Fenwickle, aged 34. They will be remembered for their unshakable confidence in bad decisions. They are survived by an unfinished jigsaw puzzle of the Eiffel Tower.