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Vol. I · No. 1 Late Edition Thursday, August 6, 2026 Price: One Thin Dime

In Memoriam

Prudence Fenwickle

They said they were "fine."

Borna crisp day in 1962, probably
Died1996, rather abruptly
Causedied of embarrassment after a reply-all incident
Survived byA houseplant named after a minor deity

Following a brief but dramatic altercation with fate, Prudence Fenwickle, aged 34. They will be remembered for their unshakable confidence in bad decisions. They are survived by an unfinished jigsaw puzzle of the Eiffel Tower.

Guestbook — Letters to the Departed

  1. 1. Diane S. writes:

    “Flying in from out of state just for the buffet. RIP.”

  2. 2. Ronald L. writes:

    “They said they'd call me back. Bold claim in retrospect.”

  3. 3. L.Hellman writes:

    “I told them that mayonnaise was bad.”

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