Phineas Cobblewhistle
Officially out of chances.
| Born | a unremarkable day in 1965, probably |
|---|---|
| Died | 2015, rather abruptly |
| Cause | tripped over a metaphor and landed in a literal ditch |
| Survived by | A collection of ceramic frogs nobody asked for |
With exactly zero warning and an alarming amount of drama, Phineas Cobblewhistle, aged 50. Their idea of punctuality meant arriving exactly as things were ending. They are survived by an ominous collection of unlabeled leftovers.