Nerissa Muddlecombe
The Wi-Fi password dies with them.
| Born | a unseasonably cold day in 1952, probably |
|---|---|
| Died | 2012, rather abruptly |
| Cause | succumbed to an aggressive case of "well, actually" |
| Survived by | A garden that will, without them, become a jungle |
In the kind of quiet exit that made everyone check their phones twice, Nerissa Muddlecombe, aged 60. They once out-negotiated a used car salesman and never let anyone forget it. They are survived by a stack of unopened mail, mostly catalogs.