Kenelm Winklebottom
Their alarm is still going off somewhere.
| Born | a arid day in 1962, probably |
|---|---|
| Died | 1995, rather abruptly |
| Cause | crushed by an unread terms-of-service agreement |
| Survived by | A garden gnome collection of unclear provenance |
It is our solemn, slightly bewildered duty to report the passing of Kenelm Winklebottom, aged 33. They once won an argument by simply refusing to stop talking. They are survived by a very territorial backyard squirrel.