Imogen Quibblesworth
Still five minutes late to this.
| Born | a damp day in 1961, probably |
|---|---|
| Died | 2018, rather abruptly |
| Cause | was politely disqualified from life for excessive stubbornness |
| Survived by | A very old car that, against all odds, still starts |
After outliving several rivalries, feuds, and at least one lawsuit, Imogen Quibblesworth, aged 57. Their idea of "saving for later" meant forgetting entirely. They are survived by a half-finished crossword puzzle from several years ago.