Quentin Muddlecombe
Out of office. Permanently.
| Born | a unremarkable day in 1959, probably |
|---|---|
| Died | 1991, rather abruptly |
| Cause | perished attempting a TikTok dance well past their prime |
| Survived by | An argument with a smart speaker, ongoing |
In a turn of events that surprised the family more than fate itself, Quentin Muddlecombe, aged 32. Their voicemail greeting hadn't been updated since a decade nobody misses. They are survived by a to-do list last updated a decade ago.