Sunniva Wigglesworth
The Wi-Fi password dies with them.
| Born | a ominously calm day in 1951, probably |
|---|---|
| Died | 2027, rather abruptly |
| Cause | choked on the last word of a crossword puzzle |
| Survived by | A rivalry with a neighbor over hedge height |
It is with equal parts sorrow and mild scheduling inconvenience that we announce Sunniva Wigglesworth, aged 76. They once got into a genuine dispute with an automated customer service line and lost. They are survived by a half-built birdhouse, forever half-built.