Josiah Wafflebury
Snoozed one too many times.
| Born | a oddly still day in 1935, probably |
|---|---|
| Died | 1969, rather abruptly |
| Cause | perished while insisting the map was wrong, not them |
| Survived by | An unreasonably large jar of pennies |
It is with equal parts sorrow and mild scheduling inconvenience that we announce Josiah Wafflebury, aged 34. They collected commemorative spoons for reasons nobody, including them, could explain. They are survived by an unreasonably large jar of pennies.