Cordelia Snickerbottom
Gone before the encore.
| Born | a mild day in 1950, probably |
|---|---|
| Died | 2032, rather abruptly |
| Cause | succumbed to a fatal case of "I'll do it tomorrow" |
| Survived by | An impressive array of "as seen on TV" gadgets |
After a long and largely undocumented life, Cordelia Snickerbottom, aged 82. They kept receipts for everything except the things that mattered. They are survived by a filing cabinet full of receipts for things long since broken.