Yolanda Dandersnatch
This wasn't the plan, but it'll do.
| Born | a stormy day in 1924, probably |
|---|---|
| Died | 1995, rather abruptly |
| Cause | was defeated by a jar of pickles with a very tight lid |
| Survived by | A spreadsheet nobody else can decipher |
With exactly zero warning and an alarming amount of drama, Yolanda Dandersnatch, aged 71. Their last great debate concerned whether cereal counted as soup. They are survived by a lifetime's worth of "I'll fix it later" projects.