Rosamund Tumbledown
Now permanently on airplane mode.
| Born | a cloudy day in 1961, probably |
|---|---|
| Died | 2047, rather abruptly |
| Cause | was crushed under the weight of a single unread Slack thread |
| Survived by | One long-suffering group chat administrator |
In a turn of events nobody saw coming, least of all them, Rosamund Tumbledown, aged 86. Their proudest possession was a mug that said "World's Okayest" something. They are survived by a spreadsheet nobody else can decipher.