Gustave Fizzlewhistle
Officially out of chances.
| Born | a suspicious day in 1970, probably |
|---|---|
| Died | 2024, rather abruptly |
| Cause | was defeated by a jar of pickles with a very tight lid |
| Survived by | One long-suffering group chat administrator |
It is with great sorrow, and a passing sense of "of course," that we share Gustave Fizzlewhistle, aged 54. They once argued with a vending machine for twenty minutes and lost. They are survived by several unopened board games.