Jocasta Larksworth
Out of office. Permanently.
| Born | a wet day in 1927, probably |
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| Died | 1989, rather abruptly |
| Cause | was outlasted by a candle they lit for "just five minutes" |
| Survived by | A rescued turtle with an uncertain lifespan of its own |
Gathered around an increasingly cold casserole, the family confirms the passing of Jocasta Larksworth, aged 62. They famously never backed down from an argument, even the ones they started with themselves. They are survived by a lifetime's worth of participation trophies.