Chauncey Zipperbeck
Told you they weren't feeling well.
| Born | a temperate day in 1951, probably |
|---|---|
| Died | 2009, rather abruptly |
| Cause | fell asleep during a mandatory HR training and never woke up |
| Survived by | A lifetime's worth of "I'll fix it later" projects |
It is with a raised eyebrow and a heavy heart that we share news of Chauncey Zipperbeck, aged 58. Their idea of decluttering was moving things to a different pile. They are survived by a rivalry with a neighbor over hedge height.