Pandora Gaggleworth
Out of office. Permanently.
| Born | a suspicious day in 1934, probably |
|---|---|
| Died | 1987, rather abruptly |
| Cause | lost an argument with gravity, and gravity was not even trying |
| Survived by | A stack of instruction manuals for appliances long since replaced |
In a plot twist nobody asked for, we regretfully announce the passing of Pandora Gaggleworth, aged 53. Their last words on most subjects were, reliably, "we'll see". They are survived by one extremely disappointed personal trainer.