Cuthbert Wafflesworth
They never did read the fine print.
| Born | a unnervingly pleasant day in 1920, probably |
|---|---|
| Died | 1984, rather abruptly |
| Cause | lost a fight with a self-assembling bookshelf |
| Survived by | A bowling league that will need a new captain |
With the porch light still on and the door unlocked, as always, Cuthbert Wafflesworth, aged 64. They kept a junk drawer that could, by all accounts, generate its own gravity. They are survived by an ongoing dispute with a rival trivia team.