Bertrand Wafflesworth
This was, in fact, not fine.
| Born | a arid day in 1948, probably |
|---|---|
| Died | 2037, rather abruptly |
| Cause | wandered into an escape room and, poetically, never escaped |
| Survived by | A very old car that, against all odds, still starts |
It is with a sigh, a shrug, and considerable paperwork that we announce Bertrand Wafflesworth, aged 89. They kept a spreadsheet for something nobody understood the purpose of. They are survived by an ominous collection of unlabeled leftovers.