Olwen Underwiggle
Snoozed one too many times.
| Born | a unremarkable day in 1954, probably |
|---|---|
| Died | 2021, rather abruptly |
| Cause | tripped over their own dramatic exit |
| Survived by | A closet of clothes that "still fit, probably" |
Somewhere between a shrug and a sigh, the family announces the passing of Olwen Underwiggle, aged 67. Their bucket list had one item on it, permanently. They are survived by an ongoing subscription to a gym they joined out of guilt.