Leopold Fenwickle
Left on read, by the universe.
| Born | a arid day in 1950, probably |
|---|---|
| Died | 2002, rather abruptly |
| Cause | was crushed by the sheer disappointment of a series finale |
| Survived by | A Netflix account with seventeen active profiles |
It is with mixed emotions and an unfinished crossword that we report the passing of Leopold Fenwickle, aged 52. They collected commemorative spoons for reasons nobody, including them, could explain. They are survived by an unresolved bet with a childhood friend.