Zebulon Higglesworth
Told you they weren't feeling well.
| Born | a mild day in 1927, probably |
|---|---|
| Died | 1977, rather abruptly |
| Cause | was politely asked to leave this mortal plane |
| Survived by | An unbeaten Scrabble record, disputed by all |
With one last unread text message sitting ominously on their phone, Zebulon Higglesworth, aged 50. They believed firmly that their leftovers improved with age, against all culinary evidence. They are survived by a very judgmental parrot.