Jebediah Pickleworth
They finally stopped multitasking.
| Born | a breezy day in 1932, probably |
|---|---|
| Died | 1964, rather abruptly |
| Cause | lost a fight with a self-assembling bookshelf |
| Survived by | A car that never quite passed inspection |
With the Wi-Fi still logged in and the lights left on, Jebediah Pickleworth, aged 32. They once talked their way out of a parking ticket using pure charisma. They are survived by one long-suffering group chat administrator.