Nehemiah Wafflesworth
Gone, but the group chat lives on.
| Born | a gray day in 1942, probably |
|---|---|
| Died | 1995, rather abruptly |
| Cause | wandered off mid-lecture and achieved permanent tenure elsewhere |
| Survived by | A very territorial backyard squirrel |
In the grand tradition of leaving things unfinished, we announce the passing of Nehemiah Wafflesworth, aged 53. They once argued with a vending machine for twenty minutes and lost. They are survived by an unclaimed gift card of unknown balance.