The Goodbye World Gazette

Serving the Departed Since Whenever · « De Mortuis Nil Nisi Absurdum »

Vol. I · No. 61 Late Edition Sunday, October 4, 2026 Circulation: 67 Departed · 716 Condolences

In Memoriam

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Unity Dandersnatch

Beat the traffic, for once.

Borna blustery day in 1942, probably
Died2027, rather abruptly
Causeperished mid-nap, achieving their life's dream
Survived byA lifetime subscription to a magazine nobody remembers ordering

With the porch light still on and the door unlocked, as always, Unity Dandersnatch, aged 85. They had opinions about sandwiches that nobody had solicited. They are survived by an ongoing dispute with a rival trivia team.

Guestbook — Letters to the Departed

  1. 1. Barry C. writes:

    “Thoughts and prayers, and also please return my lawnmower.”

  2. 2. Woody A. writes:

    “They were the only one who laughed at my terrible puns. RIP to that.”

  3. 3. Elaine S. writes:

    “They peaked at the office holiday party of 2011. We all knew it.”

  4. 4. Ursula Y. writes:

    “They still owe me a favor. Filing this as unresolved business.”

  5. 5. Randy N. writes:

    “Never a dull moment. Except now, apparently.”

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