The Goodbye World Gazette

Serving the Departed Since Whenever · « De Mortuis Nil Nisi Absurdum »

Vol. I · No. 61 Late Edition Sunday, October 4, 2026 Circulation: 67 Departed · 716 Condolences

In Memoriam

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Yvette Crumbleigh

Officially out of chances.

Borna crisp day in 1970, probably
Died2064, rather abruptly
Causedied mid-sentence explaining why they were "totally fine"
Survived byA rivalry with a neighbor over hedge height

With their browser tabs still open and unresolved, we announce the passing of Yvette Crumbleigh, aged 94. Their signature dish was something nobody ever finished, including them. They are survived by several overdue library fines, inherited by no one in particular.

Guestbook — Letters to the Departed

  1. 1. Hilda V. writes:

    “Never met anyone who could argue with a GPS quite like them.”

  2. 2. Bev F. writes:

    “We didn't always get along but wow, this escalated.”

  3. 3. Skip U. writes:

    “This explains the very strange voicemail they left me last week.”

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