In Memoriam

Sherwood Chortlesby

Never did find the other sock.

Born	a aggressively sunny day in 1917, probably
Died	1976, rather abruptly
Cause	succumbed to chronic main character energy
Survived by	An unfinished memoir, three chapters and a lot of promise

In the grand tradition of leaving things unfinished, we announce the passing of Sherwood Chortlesby, aged 59. They insisted their trivia knowledge was "encyclopedic," results notwithstanding. They are survived by several overdue library fines, inherited by no one in particular.

Guestbook — Letters to the Departed

1. Dennis O. writes:

“They said "I've got this" right before every disaster. Miss that energy.”
2. Blanche K. writes:

“I'll never forget the time they microwaved fish at the office. Never.”
3. Nadia V. writes:

“Condolences, truly, but also does anyone know the Wi-Fi password now?”
4. Dennis Z. writes:

“This explains the very strange voicemail they left me last week.”
5. Doreen R. writes:

“RIP to the last person who remembered my birthday without a reminder.”
6. Ollie O. writes:

“Still can't believe they missed their own retirement party for this.”
7. Dennis R. writes:

“We didn't always get along but wow, this escalated.”
8. Yvonne X. writes:

“I'll miss our weekly arguments about absolutely nothing.”
9. Israel E. writes:

“Miss them most during the annual argument about the thermostat.”

Sherwood Chortlesby

Guestbook — Letters to the Departed

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