In Memoriam

Theodore Bramblewick

Their last words doubled as their best joke.

Born	a gusty day in 1969, probably
Died	2033, rather abruptly
Cause	wandered into a Terms & Conditions and did not return
Survived by	A very committed book club that never once finished a book

Somewhere between a shrug and a sigh, the family announces the passing of Theodore Bramblewick, aged 64. They once won a raffle they don't remember entering. They are survived by an unbeaten Scrabble record, disputed by all.

Guestbook — Letters to the Departed

1. Keith K. writes:

“Honestly this tracks. They lived like there was no tomorrow, and, well.”
2. Curtis R. writes:

“Miss them dearly, still annoyed about the thermostat wars.”
3. Oscar I. writes:

“RIP to the last one who could make the whole room laugh on command.”
4. Stanley X. writes:

“I still have their casserole dish. Someone come get it.”
5. Frieda J. writes:

“Rest easy. Or don't. Not my problem anymore.”
6. Grant G. writes:

“They owed the whole group chat an apology. Guess we're square.”
7. Tony E. writes:

“They said "famous last words" right before saying famous last words.”
8. Al S. writes:

“They never once let me win at cards, and I respected the ruthlessness.”
9. Zelda S. writes:

“They said this town wasn't big enough for both of us. Guess they won.”

Theodore Bramblewick

Guestbook — Letters to the Departed

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