In Memoriam

Egbert Yarnspinner

They finally found the exit.

Born	a damp day in 1908, probably
Died	1934, rather abruptly
Cause	was politely escorted off the mortal coil for repeated curfew violations
Survived by	A bowling league that will need a new captain

In a turn of events nobody saw coming, least of all them, Egbert Yarnspinner, aged 26. Their idea of punctuality meant arriving exactly as things were ending. They are survived by a rivalry with a neighbor over hedge height.

Guestbook — Letters to the Departed

1. Hazel U. writes:

“Still can't believe they left mid-argument. Classic.”
2. Rita Z. writes:

“RIP to the only person who understood the office printer.”
3. Frieda U. writes:

“RIP to the only person who understood the office printer.”
4. Arnold A. writes:

“I inherited their unfinished crossword. Still stuck on 14 across.”
5. Merle W. writes:

“They were undefeated in every argument they refused to actually finish.”
6. Sharon K. writes:

“Never forget the great Thanksgiving gravy dispute. They started it.”
7. Rita L. writes:

“They said they had "a guy" for everything. RIP to the guy's biggest client.”
8. Marge C. writes:

“I'll always remember the parking lot incident. They know which one.”
9. Tammy F. writes:

“They said they'd never retire. Well.”
10. Harold V. writes:

“This explains why they didn't show up to book club.”
11. Nadia C. writes:

“Condolences aside, does anyone know what happens to their fantasy team now?”
12. Dennis K. writes:

“They promised to visit "soon." We're going to hold them to that, somehow.”

Egbert Yarnspinner

Guestbook — Letters to the Departed

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