In Memoriam

Seymour Tinklebury

The Wi-Fi password dies with them.

Born	a breezy day in 1928, probably
Died	1994, rather abruptly
Cause	succumbed to terminal indecision at a buffet
Survived by	A very opinionated goldfish

Nobody is quite sure how, but we must announce the passing of Seymour Tinklebury, aged 66. Their proudest achievement was a personal record of 14 unread emails, which stood for a decade. They are survived by an unresolved bet with a childhood friend.

Guestbook — Letters to the Departed

1. Leon E. writes:

“Rest easy. Or don't. Not my problem anymore.”
2. Franny X. writes:

“RIP to the last person who remembered everyone's coffee order.”
3. Selma I. writes:

“They promised to visit "soon." We're going to hold them to that, somehow.”
4. Vern X. writes:

“Miss them dearly, still confused about what they did for a living.”
5. Melvin K. writes:

“RIP to the one who always "knew a guy."”
6. Chip V. writes:

“They'd want a moment of silence, then immediate gossip. Let's begin.”
7. Marge E. writes:

“Loved them dearly, still want my ladder back.”
8. Warren O. writes:

“They never once admitted defeat, and I respect the commitment.”
9. Cheryl W. writes:

“I still owe them for that bet. Consider it a wash.”
10. Sandy Q. writes:

“Never once saw them lose an argument, mostly because they never stopped talking.”
11. Otto M. writes:

“Never once returned a borrowed tool, and somehow that's endearing now.”

Seymour Tinklebury

Guestbook — Letters to the Departed

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