Clementine Kettlewhistle

Guestbook — Letters to the Departed

1. 1. Chad W. writes:

   “They promised to fix my sink "next weekend" for three years running.”

2. 2. Tammi L. writes:

   “They ruined every white elephant party and I respected that.”

3. 3. Nelda A. writes:

   “Never met anyone who could argue with a GPS quite like them.”

4. 4. Perry Z. writes:

   “A legend. A menace. Occasionally both at once.”

5. 5. Rhonda Q. writes:

   “Never met someone so committed to being wrong loudly.”

6. 6. Kevin O. writes:

   “RIP to the last person who could beat me at darts.”

7. 7. Trevor N. writes:

   “I'm only here because they'd have wanted witnesses.”

8. 8. Bea Q. writes:

   “I'll miss their truly terrible fantasy football trash talk.”

9. 9. Patty P. writes:

   “Miss them most during the annual argument about the thermostat.”

10. 10. Wayne D. writes:

    “I'll miss their truly terrible fantasy football trash talk.”

11. 11. Ike V. writes:

    “They owed the whole group chat an apology. Guess we're square.”

12. 12. Sharon A. writes:

    “They promised the group chat a reunion. Guess we're having one now.”

13. 13. Helga P. writes:

    “They promised me their record collection. Following up on that.”

14. 14. Sal I. writes:

    “RIP to the last person who remembered my birthday without a reminder.”

15. 15. Mabel S. writes:

    “RIP to the one person who could parallel park on the first try.”

16. 16. Stanley I. writes:

    “I'll never forget them arguing with a self-checkout machine for ten minutes.”

17. 17. Dennis L. writes:

    “Miss them dearly, still annoyed about the thermostat wars.”

18. 18. Frank F. writes:

    “They were banned from karaoke night and never once apologized.”